Colleen
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

United States

Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was lazy, unknowledgeable, and would surely fail as a leader, so they locked her in a tower. She figured why. After many years of doodling and scrawling oh-so many profanities on her tower walls, her hair had grown long. She grabbed a knife and cut it off.She then realized she had nothing to do, no one to see, and the walls were filled up with characters of all sorts. She was saddened by her fate, and stayed up all night cursing at her ceiling. In the night she saw a stream of light, coming from a hole in the wall opposite her bed. She lifted a solid gold vase and chucked it at the wall. The wall collapsed and let in fresh air. There stood a fairy, who led her to her freedom. The princess now resides in a tree house in the the middle of a magical forest, where unicorns, flying narwhals, and other mystical horned creatures such as the rhino, serve her- in return for temporary Crayola tattoos.